I wanna bring you to show and tell
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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