hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Let's paint friendship bongs
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
me + whiskey = a bad person
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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