Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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