I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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