Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Let's get the cat blown out
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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