Whod you bang
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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