im about as happy as oj after his trial
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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