I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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