Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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