Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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