Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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