I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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