One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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