i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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