there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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