he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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