why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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