No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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