its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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