Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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