someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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