i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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