Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You pole danced in your parka.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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