i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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