I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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