belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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