Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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