More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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