so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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