it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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