so explain again why im purple
no
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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