some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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