Non-Jews are for practice
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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