K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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