I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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