I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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