Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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