Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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