he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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