in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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