Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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