How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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