okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I have tasted many bathrooms
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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