Even water is tasting like jack daniels
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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