Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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