My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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