Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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