i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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