It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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