Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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