Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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