Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There's always time for handjobs
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.