just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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