Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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